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sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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frauleinromanoff:


I asked him to sign my card and I didn’t think he was even going to pay attention to it but he read it and was like “YES!” and then got all cheesy and was like “sorry idk I’m weird, I like stuff like that”

frauleinromanoff:

I asked him to sign my card and I didn’t think he was even going to pay attention to it but he read it and was like “YES!” and then got all cheesy and was like “sorry idk I’m weird, I like stuff like that”

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wwfandomw:

Harry Potter Cookbook (#hp cookbook)

Hogwarts House Shots:

Gryffindor:

  • 1/2 part Cinnamon Aftershock
  • 1/2 part Goldschläger
  • ‘First layer the Aftershock, then layer the Goldschläger on top. It’s best if you shake the Goldschläger first so you can get some gold flakes.’

Ravenclaw:

  • 1/2 part vodka
  • 1/2 part Blue Curacao
  • ‘Use the Blue Curacao as the base, then layer the chilled vodka on top of it.’

Hufflepuff:

  • 1/2 part Creme de Banana
  • 1/2 part Jägermeister
  • ‘Add the creme de banana first then top with chilled Jägermeister.’

Slytherin

  • 1/4 part Kahlua
  • 1/4 part Green Creme de Menthe
  • 1/2 part vodka
  • First add the Kahlua to shot glass. Mix the Creme de Menthe and vodka together and layer it above the Kahlua.’

(Source: BuzzFeed)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

American Tumblr Posts Photoset #1

Want to see more country photosets?

British Photoset #2

Canadian Photoset #3

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randomlittlespark:

When you find out a mutual follow has lots of followers

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anus:

when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are

(Source: anus, via heyitsjanesdiary)

walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

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as-seenon-tv:

nebuloser:

Grand Theft Auto. 

this is literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen Kristen Wigg do

(Source: chasind, via grecobitch)

why-am-i-narrating:

anentirelynewhunger:

Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?

You mean some people don’t do this?

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